Naughty Poems – Long and Short

The baron

The Baron.

She stood bending over the cauldron,
Which was made of a fine cast iron;

She was adding fragrant saffron,
She wiped her hands in her apron;

She was cooking for the Baron,
Who had become her son’s patron;

He was a real and through moron,
Stupider than a long legged heron!

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