Naughty Poems – Long and Short

Moon & Noon

The moon and the Noon.

Had it been the height of noon,
She had no real need to swoon!

But lovely effects of the full moon,
Added up impressively so very soon!

He was a big business tycoon,
Closely resembling a baboon!

She was allergic to any goon,
Who worked on like a typhoon!

They were seated in a saloon,
She was watching a cartoon;

It must have been fairy’s boon,
She emerged from her cocoon!

Holding in each hand a silver spoon,
He did a crazy dance and did croon;

She loved the idea of flying a balloon,
And spending her honeymoon in a lagoon!

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